Joel Scripts - Windows 7 Destruction: Transcript by MaximusArea, journal
Joel Scripts - Windows 7 Destruction: Transcript
WINDOWS 7 DESTRUCTION TRANSCRIPT
When I was 5, 6 years old, I asked my dad, "Dad, what is technology?"
And my dad goes, "It's magic, Joel. It's magic."
Ever since that day-- [laughter] Ever since that day, little Joel was never the same.
Lemme scale it down, scale it up, scale it down,
Set as background, let's see how it looks!
[laughter]
It looks like a... plate of oatmeal, but...
This child has no idea wh--
She's, like, what did you do to the computer?
She's, like, "Gyeueh!"
It's still so fast, this computer is still up to date.
I will change it. I will CHANGE THIS FOR THE BETTER!
"Best Downloader!"
Hmm... Absolutely!
Hmm. [laughter] IT DO